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Homer Simson's health

 Regarding his health, Homer Simson is incredibly lucky to be alive. Homer once gained an extra 70 pounds (32 kg) on top of his already obese condition to get on disability. Simson has broken almost every bone in his body and received countless cuts and bruises, both major and minor.
 Homer Sismon has blown out his knee; had his thumb cut off; undergone coronary artery bypass surgery (performed by Dr. Nick Riviera); had laser eye surgery; stabbed himself in the eye with a switchblade; had his face caught in a suction hose and nearly lost an eye; Homer had stiches in his eyeballs as a result of a crow attack; put an electric drill through his eye while attempting to make eye-holes through a metal bucket that was glued to his head; had a cigarette put out in his eye; broke his back on the top of a fire hydrant during a fight; been in a coma because a candy machine fell on him; Simson had his jaw wired shut; donated a kidney; had a crayon wedged into his brain; been rendered infertile from radiation exposure; Homer Simson suffered repeated back trauma; been run-over by a bicycle; been institutionalized (twice); nearly destroyed his stomach with beer and cannonballs; been forced by his cruel boss Mr. Burns to consume radioactive waste with a spoon; suffered four simultaneous heart attacks; been attacked by a swarm of bees; had his abdominal area torn open by a rabid badger; suffered alcohol poisoning (twice); been pummeled while inside of a robot; Simson crushed by boulders and wrecking balls; Homer has been bitten by venomous snakes; electrocuted himself (by both tasers and power lines); set himself on fire numerous times; suffered multiple gunshot wounds; Simpson nearly suffocated after the garage door fell on him; had a parasitic butterfly burrow into his skin and enter his skull; fallen off of Springfield gorge (twice within one day), had a drawbridge close on his head; tried to sign an insurance paper while it was going through a shredder; had a window closed on his head; and fallen off cliffs, down stairs, and off the roof of the house frequently; gets struck in the face, head, and gut in innumerable brawls and fistfights started because of his poor attitude or incompetence; had his heart ripped out, and also been kidnapped and drugged by strange aliens because he found out their secret. Furthermore, his brain is cushioned by a unique and eponymous genetic condition: "Homer Simpson's syndrome." This allowed him to take several consecutive punches without falling over. Moe even trained Homer for boxing (with hobos), although Homer's boxing career ended when he was nearly killed by Drederick Tatum (who is much stronger than a hobo). Homer Simson got shot in the head four times by a nail gun. He was hit by a car driven by Marge Simson. Homer was also beat up by paramedics the first time he got alcohol poisoning. In one episode, Homer Simson acknowledged that his problems with consistency are due to his repeated head injuries (and then went off topic, further proving this).

 Homer also suffers from several congenital conditions, most obviously male pattern baldness, but also a male "Simpson" stupidity gene, finger stubbiness (abnormally short and thick fingers) and the "Simpsons' butt" (a rather large rear end, which requires him to wear "balloon seated" pants), which are genetic and which he has passed on to his children. Homer Simpson also appears to have far-sighted vision (on occasion), requiring the use of reading glasses when reading a book or newspaper.

 Homer Sismon stands at 6'0?" (184 cm).

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